1. The day your dad sits next to you while you drive and doesn’t say ‘WHAT ARE YOU DOING???’ – That day you and he both will have the realization that your driving has improved.
2. The day your dad specially calls you to his cabin during lunch just to tell you that he’s impressed by the jalaa hua rotis you’ve made, the grin on his red face will make your day :P
3. The day your dad gets up and goes to the kitchen to ‘whip up’ something for himself, he is VERY hungry! ;)
4. The day he says, ’let me do it’, he’s either feeling guilty that he doesn’t help around the house too much, or is too in love with you!
5. The day your dad DOESN’T have the TV on while doing other things simultaneously, please touch his forehead and see if everything is okay..
6. When he wants something to eat or drink, he’ll always have an indirect way of telling you – something like, “Bhelpuri khaoge?”
7. If he actually comes up to you, rather than calling you to him, (for anything) you have reason enough to be scared.
8. The day he starts finding small things like the nail cutter, the remote, the house keys himself rather than asking you to do it, either he’s very pissed with you or he thinks you’re not home.
9. The day he actually ‘makes a conversation’ with the maid, please take it that he’s ‘contributing’ to the house :P
10. The day he asks the kids to “get their homework to him”, he’s definitely got a jhaad from his wife for NEVER EVER bothering with anything except his work and cricket.
11. The only time he will actually ‘enter’ your room to wake you up is when and if he’s crossing your room. Otherwise, you can keep hearing the wake up calls from his room (whenever he does remember that you’re still sleeping) and you can keep replying with ‘Hmmm..’.
12. On a holiday, if the TV isn’t on when your dad is home, be rest assured that he’s sleeping.
13. The day he initiates a conversation about your marriage, either he’s very worried, or he’s very worried. Either way, please run away…as far as you can..
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